The Ninja FAQ

So, are you, like, really a ninja?
My sensei would say "no," but my friends would all say "yes."

Can you turn invisible?
Once, someone was looking directly at me, and then walked right into me because he didn't see me.

Can you kick my butt?
Yup.

Are you going to?
Not unless you give me very good reason to. I'm not like the ninjas who flip out and kill people for no reason. I might scare the pants off you for no reason tho ;)

Are you skilled with a sword?
I'd like to refer you to my fencing page, and if that's not enough, ask me about the pineapple.

Can I become a ninja?
Ninjahood is not for everyone. If you're interested, sign up for classes with my sensei, Grand Master Stan Triplett. He's an excellent teacher and he has very reasonable rates.

Does he teach just martial arts, or cool stuff like jumping out of trees and stealth tactics too?
I had to learn it somewhere, right? ;)

What is your favorite ninja joke?
"What do you get when you cross a ninja with a toothpick?"
(Email me with your best guess and I'll tell you the answer)

Can you vanish into thin air?
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Derek?